"Standard Scientifical Industries is a manufacturer of sciencewares and innovative products and utilities for the modern sentient being. Through our subsidiaries National Department of Suspense, T. Stewart Baker Paradox & General Relativity Company, and Candid Brothers Robot & Mechanical Miscellany, our mission is to develop and produce the finest quality products found in this universe—and perhaps in up to five other alternate universes."

My final project for VFS' Digital Design program, fall 2009. Advised by Perry Chua.